DAVID GUETTA CLAIMED TO BE JESUS

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Apart from a striking resemblance and antics, more and more people around the world came to believe EDM superstar David Guetta is in fact Jesus.

There are tons of previous unfathomable mysteries regarding the career of Guetta which are now seen as miracles by many.

THE LIST OF MIRACLES

Countless reports of DJ-ing without power and/or media.

These reports 1, 2, 3 initially marked Guetta as a fake DJ due to ignorance.

Now it is believed to be a miracle of Christ/Guetta.

 

Armin Van Buuren Dance Music TVKnocking the number 1 DJ off his spot.

Armin van Buuren was voted number one DJ in the world for four years in succession. His reign was untouchable in every corner of the planet. In all these years, top DJs like Martin Garrix, Hardwell and Dimitri Vegas and Like Mike were unable to defeat the master of trance.

And then there was David Guetta and his army of Facebook likes and Twitter followers. In a strike that made the world tremble, he knocks of Armin van Buuren off his number one spot and takes the number one DJ award home.

At first the world wide dance music community was left in disbelief.

Now it is believed to be a miracle of Christ/Guetta.

 

dr dre jesus david guettaReceiving a heartfelt compliment from the hardest don of Hip Hop.

Dr. Dre, legendary hip hop icon, founding member of NWA and straight outta Compton said this about Guetta on MTV:

“He’s passionate about what he’s doing,” Dre said of Guetta. “I flew all the way to Ibiza, Spain, to check him out, and I saw the show that he put together, and I was blown away.”

At first people thought this was a genius businessman speaking trying to sell us overpriced headphones.

Now it is believed to be a miracle of Christ/Guetta.


EDM ghost producerNo need for ghost producers.

David Guetta’s productions are of such a divine nature, for your average Joe it’s hard to understand where the godly melodies and spiritual beats come from.

If at all he would ever need it, David Guetta’s ghost producer would be the holy ghost.

At first people thought David Guetta’s music was produced by ghost producers.

Now it is believed to be a miracle of Christ/Guetta.

 

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As a Frenchman and Parisien, he is fluent in English.

It’s no secret, the French, especially those in Paris hate the British by great measures.

But David Guetta is fluent in English and is best buddies with the lads of DJ Mag.

At first it was credited to various financial gains.

Now it is believed to be a miracle of Christ/Guetta.

 

snoop dogg david guettaConverting Snoop Dogg into an EDM/pop star.

No one would have thought, Dr Dre’s eternal protégé Snoop Dogg would ever leave hip hop for some mainstream dance songs. Thanks to Guetta, he’s even jamming with Psy.

At first the public thought Snoop to be in a way deep green high.

Now it is believed to be a miracle of Christ/Guetta.


David Guetta Doesn’t Pee.

We have yet to see David Guetta take a leak at Tomorrowland. Where are the pictures?

At first it we thought David Guetta never peed because of the disgusting conditions at festival honey buckets.

Now it is believed to be a miracle of Christ/Guetta.

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